How is this physically possible??

I have noticed two things are constantly happening to me lately, which I don't think are physically possible. Does anyone have any idea how can these be happening?

1. I usually set an alarm clock which has an automatic snooze every 9 minutes. Letly, I dream between each of the snoozes (I usually let it snooze for almost an hour). How do I achieve REM so quickly??
   
   
2. We have tons of static electricity in the office. In the walls, chairs, door knobs - all around. But sometimes I feel the zesssstt when I open the kitchen tap! Am I imagining it? It doesn't feel like I am getting it from the tap, but from the actual water!

Perhaps I am just going nuts, which will not surprise me that much considering my current life style..

An illustration of a not so happy fella, much like me these days